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Peep into how Google runs the world in nearest future

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Virtual interface between Google (of tomorrow) and human beings (customers).

*Mr Smith:* Hello!  Is this Gordon’s Pizza?

*Google App:* No sir, it’s Google’s Pizza.

 *Mr Smith:* Did I dial the wrong number?

*Google App:* No sir, Google bought the pizza store.

*Mr Smith:* Oh, alright – then I’d like to place an order please.

*Google App:* Okay sir, do you want as usual?

*Mr Smith:* As usual?  Do you know what my usual is?

*Google App:* According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.

*Mr Smith:* exactly,  that’s what I want this time too.

*Google App:* May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?

*Mr Smith:* No, I hate vegetables.

*Google App:* But your cholesterol is not good.

*Mr Smith:*  How do you know?

*Google App:* Through the subscribers guide.  We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

 *Mr Smith:* Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already take medicine for high cholesterol.

*Google App:* But you haven’t taken the  medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network a box of only 30 tablets.

 *Mr Smith:* I bought more from another drugstore.

*Google App:* It’s not showing on your credit card sir.

*Mr Smith:* I paid in cash.

 *Google App:* But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw that much cash.

*Mr Smith:* I have another source of cash.

*Google App:* This is not showing on your last tax form, unless you got it from an undeclared income source.

*Mr Smith:* WHAT THE HELL?  ENOUGH!   I’m sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I’m going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me.

*Google App:* we understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your passport … it expired 5 weeks ago.😂😆😂😆

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