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Why I stopped going to church: Hilarious responses meet annoying ones as Nigerians react

by AdminV
August 13, 2023
in Lifestyle
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Why I stopped going to church: Hilarious responses meet annoying ones as Nigerians react

Every church has its uniqueness but, has anything ever made you think of leaving your church or even made you quit going altogether?

If it isn’t your pastor’s insensitivity to service timing and blaming it on members for being unspiritual, it will be ‘spiritual brothers &sisters’ who the devil himself is holier than.

I know you may think you’ve seen it all when it comes to church issues but, wait till you read some Nigerians responses. I know you will go through a rollercoaster of emotions because hilarious comments meet annoying and sympathetic ones.

Safety officer, a twitter user has this to say, “After our 5th offering, pastor asked the media team to project a v8 that he intended to buy. He shared the cost amongst the members. I was exempted bkoz I was a newcomer. It was my 3rd time visiting. That was the end for me. I can’t walk to church only to come & buy a car for u.”

Another, Lyndon, confessed, “Was fun until I was told to come and learn how to speak in tongues”.
Others comments alike disclose that, “some churches sell forms so you can apply to learn to speak in tongues”

Sarcastically, Dailypips admitted, “I’m a sinner, I don’t want to corrupt the church. Especially the sister In Christ. I’m avoiding temptation. I know myself”

Just when I thought there couldn’t be anymore worse, Gabriel recounted a laughable experience, “Haa prayer warrior came to me and said if she pray and push me I should fall omo auntie went miles away rushing back at me. She hit my chest Omo I do odeshi. Hit me again. I con Dey look am like werey”.

You need to read the rest of the reactions here with popcorn and tissue paper:

When my pastor sent his children abroad from the tithe and offering given by church members. I've never stepped into a church since that day, 10 years now.

— Edgar (@eddie808griffin) August 13, 2023

 

We de give offerings like 6 times before the main church service

— 𝕄𝕀𝔻ℕ𝕐𝕋~ (@Chigoziirim) August 13, 2023

We de give offerings like 6 times before the main church service

— 𝕄𝕀𝔻ℕ𝕐𝕋~ (@Chigoziirim) August 13, 2023

Donations no dey tire my church 😒😒 pic.twitter.com/pwlb7qtfSI

— Valid Val 😎 (@chukwu_ebuka566) August 13, 2023

Mg sister was in coma for two weeks, pastor and wife didn't visit or call. When she died, he came dragging to officiate the burial. Mum is a deaconess and women leader, Dad is an elder in the same church. I couldn't just be there and he will preach about love and not practice.

— Ukwubile Tina-Ojochenemi❤ (@The_Ojochenemi) August 13, 2023

Going to church looks like stress to me when ever I see the life the church goers are living .🚶🚶

— chika Jove (@JoveBless) August 13, 2023

One werey usher like that
This woman send me out of church because I refused to sit at the front
This is around 2015 since then I only go to church on New Year eve

— SINCE 1977 (@ahtoostubborn) August 13, 2023

Church and pastors are corrupt they make millions out of poor people they are spiritual yahoo.

— Omisore Olaide (@olaide_omisore) August 13, 2023

We saw Christ in them, they say cash in us, then we decided to see Christ ourselves and keep the cash for ourselves too🤍

— Eazi❤️‍🩹 (@Drealeazi) August 13, 2023

“If you have 50k to give to the lord, come out for prayers”.. and they did this down to 100 bucks ..

I’m still trying to understand the reason behind such segregation

— AngelEyesss (@LashedbyAnAngel) August 13, 2023

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