Every December, Nigerians begin the annual chorus: “This year is tough, I no get money oh.”
But the moment Christmas spirit enters the air, self-control disappears. Even the most money-conscious person suddenly becomes a December investor.
Here are the top things we all claim we won’t spend on, but end up buying with joy.
1. Chicken and Turkey:
No matter how expensive they get, Christmas without chicken is illegal in Nigeria. Even people who swore to stick to “normal stew” suddenly bring home two live chickens.
2. New Clothes:
Adults will deny it, but secretly buy that polo or dress they’ve been eyeing. Children? Their own is compulsory.
3. Matching Pyjamas:
Everyone will pretend the trend is childish, but come Christmas Eve, entire families will be posing in checkered red pyjamas.
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4. Drinks, Drinks, Drinks:
December fridges upgrade automatically. Soft drinks, juice, and one “special” champagne for picture purposes.
5. Wigs and Hair:
Every Nigerian lady suddenly remembers her hair needs “maintenance.” Men, just mind your business.
6. Fuel:
Fuel price can jump to the moon, if enjoyment is the destination, Nigerians will still buy.
7. Asoebi:
People will shout “I’m not doing!” and still buy it the moment the colour drops.
8. Overpriced Transport Tickets:
Even if the price triples, we’re still travelling home. Village must hear of our arrival.
9. Christmas Hampers:
Half of the items inside will never be used, but buying a hamper feels like being a responsible adult.
10. Restaurant Bills:
Nobody knows who orders the expensive cocktail, but the bill will surely shock someone.