TEACHER: I return from work, open my door and see 50 million naira on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?
STUDENT: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!
ICYMI: Katy Perry did kiss a girl at 15!
TEACHER: Fool! You can’t literally be inside my shoes. It’s a figure of speech.
STUDENT: You can’t literally open your door and see 50 million naira on your bed in this Buhari Economy! Who will keep it there? That’s a figure of impossible speech! 😆😆😆😂😂😂